To most people, a troll cave is a dark, drab place, where bad things happen. If you are one of these people, I must ask why you are here. To others, it is a retreat. I think Urban Dictionary says it the best.

NOUN: A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys, lay around smoking, playing Halo, drinking, making beats, eating, sleeping, watching TV, trolling about, or talking about plans of going outside. Even during the daytime, a troll cave is dark because the trolls keep the blinds pulled down so that the light doesn't burn their eyes. The only sources of light in a troll cave come from the computer screen, the TV screen, or the lighter. Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc... Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life. Girls want to open the blinds or turn the lights on. They complain about how stupid the game Halo is and they want to change the channel on the TV. Girls try and get the trolls to pick up their clothes, bring the dirty dishes upstairs, and throw away the food wrappers and beer cans. However, the main reason that trolls try to keep girls out of the cave is that they always try to motivate the trolls to go outside. Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.

Ok, so this Troll Cave and the troll cave described are a little bit different. However, we can compare the traditional Troll Cave to the cave of my own. Let's go over a few things.

A dark, messy, downstairs room in which trolls, usually teenage guys...

Ok so my room isn't that messy, and I've even been called a neat freak, but I do like my room dark. (Hey, it reduces glare.)

Common items found in a troll cave: a couch, an X-box, a TV, a computer, a bong, some pipes, empty beer cans, stray lighters, dirty dishes and clothes scattered on the floor and surfaces, food wrappers, etc...

I'm not a slob or a stoner, thank goodness.

Girls are generally not welcomed in the troll cave because they disrupt the trolls' way of life.

If by girls, you mean moms, then yes. However, my girlfriend is welcome over anytime.

Even though trolls talk about leaving the cave, they rarely do.

Ok, ok, I have to concede to this one. But come on, it's hot outside, and I have a fan!

So I'm not a troll in real life. I know, there goes some of my rep. However, when you are trolling, on the internet or real life, words do actually speak louder than actions, or actions that you didn't do, such as cleaning.