Warning: Use of this blog may lead to negative to your health or psyche. Symptoms may include, but are not limited to, insomnia, insanity, tendency to flame or troll, bouts of laughing for no apparent reason, addiction to the internet, pornography, anime, anime pornography, attraction to young children, youtube, loud music (and other loud noises) and cancer.
While most information here is completely accurate and taken from primary sources, I do not recommend using this blog as a source for any research papers, reports, or any other work that you will be graded on. You will probably fail. If you happen to use this as a source, get a passing grade, and do not specifically cite “The Troll Man,” I will find you and sodomize you with a piece of corn. That being said, anything you say can and will be used here as a topic for a post.
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Any similarities between real life people or occurrences and things written about here on my blog may or may not be coincidental. If you happen to notice something that could be incriminating, embarrassing, or used for blackmail or as evidence in a court of law, you actually didn’t see what you saw, and saw something totally unrelated.