So you're watching anime, and you see this cute girl. You say to yourself, "Hey, she's pretty cute, I wish I could have someone like that as my wife." Well now you can.

The Waifu is all the rage over at 4chan /a/, with all the neckbeards and other no lifers who are to afraid to go out and chat up a real girl grabbing them up as fast as they can. That way, they can find comfort in their favorite body pillow (printed with the picture of their waifu of course) while they cry themselves to sleep.

Real women = do not want.
With animation studios like KyoAni pooping out series after series of cute-girls-doing-cute-things, there will always be people looking for their waifu, trying to snatch it up before the other fools put their greasy hands on her.  Until they get yelled at by their uber-macho-meat-head dads to stop watching their girl-cartoons, or otherwise get told that they're being stupid.

But what about all of those fatty anime watching girls wearing their "I love Yaoi" shirts?  What about their husbandos?  No, I don't want to go there.  Next thing you know, they're knocking at my door with their fan-fiction, and once they tire themselves out, my wifi acess key.  My Internet is already slow enough, you bovine. 

Next time your curl up to your loved one, make sure that it's the heat from their body and not the heat of your monitor. 
3d/2d  Learn the difference!

5 Response to "Waifu"

  1. Punk1119 April 7, 2011 at 3:08 PM
    That might make you a lesbiando...resbian... something.
  2. GoGoGoViral April 8, 2011 at 4:39 AM
    This is funny bro, I'll def be following for more.
  3. jettom May 16, 2011 at 6:50 PM
    I already got an waifu.. *pets his life size Misaka doll*

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