So you're watching anime, and you see this cute girl. You say to yourself, "Hey, she's pretty cute, I wish I could have someone like that as my wife." Well now you can.
The Waifu is all the rage over at 4chan /a/, with all the neckbeards and other no lifers who are to afraid to go out and chat up a real girl grabbing them up as fast as they can. That way, they can find comfort in their favorite body pillow (printed with the picture of their waifu of course) while they cry themselves to sleep.
|Real women = do not want.|
But what about all of those fatty anime watching girls wearing their "I love Yaoi" shirts? What about their husbandos? No, I don't want to go there. Next thing you know, they're knocking at my door with their fan-fiction, and once they tire themselves out, my wifi acess key. My Internet is already slow enough, you bovine.
Next time your curl up to your loved one, make sure that it's the heat from their body and not the heat of your monitor.
|3d/2d Learn the difference!|