Oh women and their mouths.  They really don't stop moving.  They could just go on for hours about anything, whether it be nagging, shopping, or how that bitch next-door got that boob job even though she already had some decent C-cups, I mean really, does her husband make her do it?  If only there was a way to just keep their mouth permanently shut... or open.

All the weird Britishisms [that could potentially be really funny euphemisms] aside, I'm sure this girl's boyfriend is a very happy guy. And on the other side of the spectrum, this guy's wife isn't so happy.

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I hate to see what this guy does after that time of the month.

I think Mr. Lurker says it best- Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should.  But he does it anways, and with a straight face no less.  Why internets, why.