"I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen, if you take it you will die, your face will melt off and the children will cry over your exploded body."

Some people have their 15 minutes of fame, and others take those 15 minutes and drag it out way too long.  One of these people is Charlie Sheen.

Listening to the ramblings of a mentally-sick person isn't that hard to do.  Just walk out onto the streets and find the nearest homeless person.  Yet people are doing this, and paying to go to his shows to listen to him talk and rant, about how the fact he has tiger-blood and Adonis DNA.  Saying all this stuff and still having people taking him seriously pretty much confirms something: Charlie Sheen is a troll.

He's already a professional actor, I'm pretty sure feigning craziness is easy enough.  Like this:

I'm not really sure what this is, but I think Mr. Sheen himself stitching together random clips of him screwing around along with clips from his ABC interview. Which is hilarious.

So he can say and do what he wants, and he continues to get people to support him.  And this makes him all the more powerful.    He may not be superhuman, but as long as people keep feeding the troll, he may be one day.  Or just mentally ill.