The Anime Troll

The only thing I do more than troll the internet is watch anime.  And troll the anime board on 4chan.  But that isn't the only place anime trolls hang out.  No, sometimes, they're in the anime themselves.  A stat that I made up just now says that whenever there is a group of 3 or more people, at least one of them is a troll.  This even applies to Japan (or Soul Society, or outer space, or in some hole somewhere.)  Wherever there is someone that could be pissed off, there is someone that will piss them off.

One of the anime characters I consider the greatest anime troll of all time is Sosuke Aizen from Bleach.  The fact that he's in one of the Big Three anime is enough to piss on at least one third of /a/ already, but that isn't the point. Look at this picture first.

Just look at him.  He has not just one, but two popped collars.  Total douche material.  Also, not featured in the picture is him wearing socks with sandals.  Oh ya, he also killed a bunch of people after betraying them, but they're really pissed about the socks.  [Oh wait, did I say he killed people, I forgot that nobody dies in Bleach because of plot armor.  Forgive me.]

His sword, much like a gif of bouncing breasts, makes you fall under complete hypnosis and makes you believe you are doing things that you actually aren't (like studying for a test tomorrow).  Not only that, he embeds a gem inside of his chest which is basically a deus ex machina machine, making him into more of a troll, and that much harder to kill just when he is about to di... be defeated.    "I know I've said it before, but you know you can't beat me because I'm like already this much better than you."

Secret code for "Troll"
I think he takes after the writer a bit...

1 Response to "The Anime Troll"

  1. Erika March 21, 2011 at 6:34 AM
    I'm not really big on anime personally. But from the few that I've watched, come to think of it, there is always a troll. I've never watched Bleach though, come at me.

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