I was trying to come up with something witty as usual to introduce my first video, but the only thing I could come up with is this: Successful troll is successful.

Also the title of the cafe is French for "Forever Alone." Just thought you should know that.

I wish I could walk like that guy. It would totally add to my Trolling rep. I once had a math teacher who wore socks with sandals. He didn't walk like that either. But I'm pretty sure he was a troll. Adults can get away with stuff like that. Stuff that would be considered childish if I did it (especially in public- read my previous post). Stuff like this.


I mean, if my mom walked in on me and my friends trying to guide cookies down into our mouths, I'm pretty sure she would tell us to go outside and stop smoking the crack. The internet made us do it, I swear!