Being a broken-up, green texted story makes it even better.
Whoa whoa whoa, fucked up story bro. Let’s try something a little bit different.
I CAN HABEEBE IT! I can believe that nobody on 4chan can tell a real story. Or even format it in a way that looks like it would be acceptable to be put in any real or credible publication. Or end it in some sensicle way. Yes, sensicle is a real word. Don't compare me to these other fools on 4chan. I can write a real story. Without breaking it up into small sentences. Damn it.