Being a broken-up, green texted story makes it even better.

Whoa whoa whoa, fucked up story bro. Let’s try something a little bit different.

Screw punctuation.

I CAN HABEEBE IT!  I can believe that nobody on 4chan can tell a real story.  Or even format it in a way that looks like it would be acceptable to be put in any real or credible publication.  Or end it in some sensicle way.  Yes, sensicle is a real word.  Don't compare me to these other fools on 4chan.  I can write a real story.  Without breaking it up into small sentences.  Damn it.