Let me tell you something sonny, it's a little something about a guy called an hero. An hero is a pretty cool guy, and he doesn't afraid of anything. You're gonna have to get off the internet and stop slappin' your meat to your girl cartoons if you ever wanna be like an hero. One of these days, you wanna be able to have your head held high, saying "Not a single fuck was given this day, that day, or any other day."
Ok, I guess that person probably didn't do anything that great. In order to become an hero for the ages, you have to be an even cooler guy, who will be bound to leave behind an even cooler story, bro. That's right, you have to the whole thing. All of it.
So you are able to get into a high profile party, no problem. The birthday part of a celebrity. Better. You then proceed to take advantage of all the free shit that's being offered at the party? Ok, that's just being a douche.
|Whatever, they're rich anyway, they could care less.|