I really hate ants. Normally I could care less, but right now they are currently calling my room their home.

I think the main problem is that I use my room as my dining room as well. Cleaning out my keyboard the other day to try to battle them, I'm pretty sure enough food came out to feed a small third world country. But my cleanliness is a topic for another time.

Ants may be small, but they are annoying in numbers. As I'm writitng this, I keep feeling itches all over my body, thinking that each one is an ant. I might be just paranoid, but they do climb on me from time to time. I've also noticed that the back of my leg has a surprising amount of freckles, and that some of them look surprisingly like ants. You can't flick them off that easily though.

I'm pretty sure everyone has heard the term "pissant" refering to some really small amount of something. I know it's just an idiom, but it really doesn't make any sense. Shouldn't it be ant-piss? That's probably way smaller. Do ants even piss? Of course could be wrong. It kind of reminds me of a thread I red somewhere on 4chan, where some guy apparently ejaculated ants.

Instead of rushing to the nearest hospital dragging along his half-flacid ant spewing device with him, he decided to go on the internet. Of course 4chan's plan was for him to be come a penis-ant-shooting-superhero, but I'm guessing the guy either went to seek medical help soon after or died from being eaten alive from the inside out by ants. I guess that's why you don't put a pixie stick inside of your urethra.

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