Here at the Troll Cave ( I can't even count how many times I've used that to open a post) I like to keep a regular posting schedule.  This means that some nights I don't have the faintest idea about what I'm going to write about, and I've already pulled the wallpaper card .  It's almost literally like pulling it out of my ass.  [This would be one of those posts.]  And while showing you pictures of my fecal matter spelling out titles for blog posts would be great for shock value, this isn't /b/ so I actually have to come up with a second half for this post to entertain you. 

I guess I could try something like "Automatic Blog Post Generator" that I found over at Anonymouse Blog, especially since none of my friends want to write a guest post for me.  However, I think people would recognize a huge change in my writing style.  I'm pretty sure the fact that they all end the same way wouldn't go unnoticed either.  Then again, I do tend to say the same things over and over again (look at the first sentence).

I could probably make a pretty good post by chopping up several old posts then stitching them together in a hilarious way.  It's kind of like the Tweetmixer, which you can use to do the same thing for your tweets.  I'm just afriad that some people might take these fabricated tweets the wrong way:

Wow it's already friday what did I do all week? Oh ya, I'm just a lesbian.

Ok, so I like women, but I don't think that necessarily makes me a lesbian, especially since I have a penis...