They say passive aggressiveness never really gets you anywhere. But it also guarantees that you won’t get your face beat in, you little punk-ass bitch. That being said, when you come across someone you can't help but butt heads with, it's better to take the passive approach in hopes that you might actually gain their favor, and not their rage. Like this.

As long as there are hot girls out there that can get away with being horrible, and there are still passive-aggressive guys out there with shriveled-up man berries (me being one of them), scenes like this will exist. Please don't hurt me.

I was trying to find another video for tonight, but I was to busy replaying this over and over. I don't usually post music for this segment, but this is just that catchy.

I had an English teacher once in middle school who loved to listen to Barbra Streisand. Maybe if this type of music was around when I was in middle school I would have payed attention more. Or I would have started taking lsd.