Oh S$%t

Ever have one of those Oh Shit moments? You know when it happens, cause there are very few other words which describe it accurately. Times like when your mom catches you whacking to porn, or there is a test and you forgot to bring a pencil (or test sheet, or notes, or forgot to study, or a combination of the above).

There are two types of Oh Shit moments. One is kind of like "Oh Shit (Can't leave that out), I just messed something up bad, and I really doubt I can fix it before anyone notices and/or before something blows up at which point they would notice."

The second type is "Oh Shit, I can see my life passing before my eyes, I feel like I am going to die, like seriously guys."
Something like this happened to me once [not in a plane of course].  It was already on one of the most enjoyable and safe places in the world, a one lane highway.   The guy driving in front of me just happened to carrying a mattress on the top of his car, and if you don't know, when you're going 60mph, stuff that isn't tied down tends to want to fly off.  I just happen to be behind him when it decides to do this, and suddenly I've got a huge pink projectile of death flying towards me.  I yelled "Oh Shit," which alerted my friends who were talking in the back seat to our impending doom.  However, my my Mario Kart skills kicked in in the last second, and I was able to swerve around it and make it out alive.

2 Response to "Oh S$%t"

  1. Mr Bouchard December 20, 2010 at 10:46 AM
    Haha, videogames also saved my life quite a lot of time! Thanks to my tetris skills, I can always fill everything I need into whatever I want!

    I also don't play minecraft but I found this video hilarious. Here's a huge : OH SHIT moment for you : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnjSWPxJxNs
  2. Tango Anglo December 20, 2010 at 4:17 PM
    Yeah I've definately had those moments.
    Like when you show up to class and the teacher says "Ok I'll now start to distribute the exam...."

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