I recently downloaded some new music, some of which included the band “The Bravery,” which has quickly became one of my new favorite bands. First off, it has one of the best names ever. I’m pretty sure their mascot should be courage wolf. One of my favorite songs by them has an equally awesome name, Hatefuck.

If you examine the meaning of the name and the lyrics, they form a very interesting topic. If you don’t get it, take a look at this graph. The top left holds the key.

The Island of Awesome. Yes, the point where you can entwine genitalia with your worst enemy is apparently the greatest form of awesome ever, assuming they are of the opposite sex. No feelings (besides undying rage) involved, just get in there, have your fun, then get the hell out, like you just pulled the pin on a hand grenade, then blew your load all over it. Now this could never happen, right?

Imagine that bitchy girl in high school, who ended up going to community college with you because she focused more on her makeup then her homework. She just broke up with her boyfriend, and since you just got a really good haircut, and actually shaved and took a shower that morning, you’re looking pretty good. Ever since that time in chemistry where she caught you looking at her butt you both have hated each other, but at that moment, she thinks “I could go for it.” She confronts you after class, and you end up going out to her car… I’ll let you fill in the rest.

Anyways, you get the point. While I'm posting graphs, let me introduce my new blog which just went underway; Diagram This. I figured since I had time during the winter break, I would set up another just for the luls. Follow and support!

1 Response to "HateF**K"

  1. Tango Anglo December 23, 2010 at 11:23 AM
    Hate fucks are just animalistic hedonism. Pure sweat and anger. Totally awesome. You're too exhausted to even get out of bed.

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