Giraffes are pretty much the troll of the animal kingdom. Why you ask? I bring you exhibit A:

Just look at that power of pure indifference. "What's that Mr. Bull, you wanna go somewhere? Wheres the fire, buddy?" Giraffes pretty much just look over every other animal, and whenever someone wants to pick a fight, the giraffe is just all "Can't hear you down there shorty, sorry." Ya, you go and take the tender leaves from the top of the tree, I'm fine with these shitty ones down here. Asshole.