So you're looking for some porn on whatever porn site you like to go into private browsing for, and you're not sure what to choose from the countless previews pasted on your screen like pubic hair on a Japanese woman. Do you want Big Busty Broads getting Big Meat Wads? Or do you want Attack of the Midget Strippers V? Three Armed Titty Monsters from Neptune? What about Reverse 69ing with Peanut Butter?
|It's funner than it sounds. (Via Cyanide and Happiness)|
|Oh yeah, this one gets the recycle bin,.|
Now, once again asking me absurd pointless questions, you say "What the fuck man, how is that even a fetish." Well let me tell you, since the idea was created about 20 seconds ago in my head, it has since become a fetish due to the rules of the internet. I can't help it, I didn't make them. But because of this, someone is getting off to the thought of a man hanging his towel on another man's erect penis. Think about that and try to sleep tonight.
One common popular area of porn interest is 'hentai,' or anime porn if you don't speak Fapanese. Yes, some people prefer to look at badly drawn boobies rather than real ones. Go figure. Like I said, fetishes can be some backwards shit. Not saying that I don't enjoy pixels from time to time...
And thus concludes porn/sex/penis/vulgarity/whateverthefuckyouwanttocallit week. Did anybody learn anything? Probably not, because you're all to busy fapping to the idea of how great I am for taking my time to explain important stuff like this. They don't teach this in school. Not that I payed attention ever.