Yes, not even my scheduled posts can escape porn week.  Now I know what you're sayin'.  Troll Man, Troll Man, I thought this was a family friendly site. You can't just go and be posting porn here. How will I explain to my kids why the pretty lady has no clothes and is being stabbed by some scary guy.

Do not worry, my fellow fapping friends. Looks can be deceiving, and though something may start out phallus-looking and horrible, it may just be your dirty minds playing tricks on you.


However while all of these aren't actually real, this next video is. Unlike all the fake shit that you see in the movies (both high budget and ones you buy over the phone using an alias in order to hide your identity.)
(Embedding disabled by request + Might be too bad [or good] for this blog [Pfffffffffffff]). Video here.