Old people are cool.  My grandpa was born and raised in the south, and was a sailor in the war, and pretty much has a vocabulary to match it. But when you get to that age, you pretty much are aloud to say whatever you want and get away with it.  Which is like me on the internet. 

This morning, while trying to catch up on sleep; spending the night on the floor of my living room after having my room commandeered by relatives, I was was waken by old, loud country music.  It was my grandpa.  And yes, it was early.  It's not like he's hard of hearing (or even senile), I think it was just his way of fucking with us and telling us to wake up.  At 8:00 am on a Sunday morning.

Sure, he can wake up early since he goes to bed before the sun goes down.  Which here during the summer is around the same time as dinner gets over with.  But that doesn't mean he has to share his liveliness with all of us.  I mean, he's retired, it's not like there's anything pressing he needs to get too, why not sleep in? 

Much like a real troll as well, it's hard taking him out into public without having him embarrass someone.  No Grandpa, not every rich establishment is ran by a Jew, and not every guy wants to meet your single daughter (aka MY MOM).  OK it can be hilarious, but as he heads back to his retirement community that contains probably more sex than most college campuses, I'll just be glad that it's in a different state.