If it weren't for the limited amount of internet news spam that I see when signing into my E-mail, I would probably never know there is an outside world. I may know when a game update comes, but when some major world incedent happens, I am pretty much in the dark.
I also never see any move trailers anymore, which is made worse by the fact that my friend works in a movie theater. Whenever someone askes me if I'm going to see a movie, I have to figure out which answer is in my best interest to make off the name.
"PPA just came out today, what the heck?" "Huh... oh ya, I want to see that!" "What, you want to see Prancing Pony Adventure?" "Uh..."
But then of course I can say that I was just trolling them.