I just came back from a movie and now I have to watch even more stuff, like YouTube videos. It never ends, does it? Here's a product of Japan that I know you all will love (no, it's not like last week's box that closes it itself).

(Skip to 3:05 for the best part.)
I think a cumshot is a little past second base though... freaking second base man...

This second one, however, is something even better than humping various sports equipment.

Hah, I bet you guys tried to click on it. Suckers.  I was actually too lazy to find a second video because all of my history was filled with Minecraft videos and how to make my hair look like an anime character's.  But I got to pull this out.