I speak like 4 languages, including English. But I still like talking like a retard, even in my native language, when I know better.
|This MFer knows.|
Maybe it's just because "sharded barf" sounds like something I would use to describe some of my mother's cooking.
Now you might be saying "I don't do that, I like to be proper, here on the internet, I speak the Queen's English." Well that's just jolly now, isn't it. But you know if the Queen ever started using the internet, she would instantly revert to using "lol."
I think without the internet I would talk better. I would actually have to try and laugh, and actually make it audible (because who really lols when they lol.) I would probably use "oh my god" less, just because I wouldn't have a convenient abbreviation. I might start using something like "oh my science" or "oh my logical reasoning."