There are some pretty bad drivers in this world.  And you just know that they're going to park badly as well.  Like right in front of an exit.

It never occurred that the lack of lines or the fact that they were almost directly perpendicular to someone else meant that that was not, in fact, a spot to park. Maybe they were thinking "hey, I'll only be in there for 5 minutes, nobody will have to get out in that time." Well, at least she (saying she because, well, you know) didn't try to park on a road.

You mean the wheel acts the opposite way when backing up? Even the three cars that passed you because you were blocking both lanes were able to make a U-Turn on a 2 lane road. Did you not pay any attention?

Try to count how many times you yell "Just Go!!" through the course of this video.