Squeakers

It's summer time, and other than me sweating my balls off, nothing is really happening. Except if you're a preteen boy. Then you get to play video games all day and be on the internet after your parents have gone to bed, looking at sites they wouldn't want you looking at. Being a college student, this is a daily occurrence for me- after all, I've earned it through many years of going through puberty, growing hair in different places, and getting a deeper voice. Which is what drives us apart from these summertime squeakers.

Typical middle school internet er.
These are the ones you hear on Xbox live- the Justin Beaber sounding ones- better known as the squeakers.  The ones who have just learned their first bad words like "faggot" and think it's the coolest thing ever.  Faggot.

"Say faggot if you like buttsecks!"
-How to shut them up fast.

Then somewhere along the line some of them find 4chan.  "Hey guys there's this site called forchan and you can like totally go there and make fun of the faggots who like anime.  Someone even posted a pic with tits.  Ya, like girl tits, real ones." 

Thus goes the last line of defense.  Normally filled with gentlemen and scholars, the boards at night get trampled by the masses of kindergarteners trying out baby's first troll.
"Hey guys, who's you're favorite anime?  Mine's Scooby Doo."

>My Face when summer.

1 Response to "Squeakers"

  1. Zombie June 15, 2011 at 10:52 PM
    Dick butt always makes me laugh!

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