There comes a point in every mans life that he must accept Jesus into his heart. No just kidding, that's totally gay. And we all know how much the Bible loves homosexuality.
But I'm not saying Jesus is gay or anything, he's actually a pretty cool guy.
First, he sends his only son down to the Earth (from heaven no less, talk about a demotion.) He totally gets born to some riffraff who can't even get into an inn for the night. His mother? A virgin. I bet Joesph was pretty mad about that.