Colij

So in about a week, I'll be headed off to college (you probably guessed that by now.)  I'm actually going off to real college- not community "let's pretend this isn't just like high school all over again" college.  Which probably means I won't have as much time to spend here trolling people.  And not just because I'm off banging chicks.

I don't know how busy I'll be, or even if I'll remember how to speak English with all the French classes I'll be taking.  I've kept a pretty good schedule up till now, but I'll probably have to cut back with less posts.  To make it up I'll probably make them longer, even thought I'll still be writing them as I come up with them.

I still haven't told my to-be roommate about my blog yet.  I don't want him to request a room change because he thinks I'm a psychopath.  I'm totally not.  He's Asian, and probably is really smart and cooks good, so I don't want to lose him.  He's also probably going to kick my ass with his Asian ninja skills when he reads this, too.  Sorry, Steven.  I'm a troll.

Living without my mom breathing down my neck will probably be fun, even though I barely know how to cook, do laundry, wash dishes, and probably breath for myself.  I don't even know where to go shopping for ramen and shit over there.  At least my car is fixed and I have a way to drive away at high speeds if things go bad!  Wish me luck!

3 Response to "Colij"

  1. Lemons Don't Make Lemonade August 8, 2011 at 6:18 AM
    Good luck in college.

    And especially with the cute girls in your class.

    IMO, you shouldn't tell your roommate about your blog because you won't be able to bitch about him if you ever want to.
  2. Zombie August 8, 2011 at 6:58 AM
    I agree with Lemons... Its best to keep this blog a secret. you can use it as a "secret" diary to tell us all about your college experiences!
  3. MRanthrope August 8, 2011 at 11:47 AM
    I kinda wish I moved out somewhere far for college but then again I'm glad have like zero debt. Either way, congrats on pursing an education. It may not result in a solid career these days, but at least you'll know your smarter than most retards in this country (re: planet).

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