Nowadays, everyone has a Facebook (except my mom; whenever she asks me to make one for her, I change the subject.) People even create blogs for their pets. My friend even made a Facebook (as well as a blog) for her sock monkey.  But what if major historical events became  discussion topics on Facebook? It would look something like this:

via Failbook

On the bright side, if I saw the updates before the actual event took place, I wouldn't have to worry about going to class. That is, assuming of course, that I actually check my Facebook.