Science today is so lacking of creativity, it makes it hard to get anything done. However, anything is possible if you ignore sound scientific facts. That's why there's troll science. Fuckin' science...

while we're at it, screw art too.

 Impossible to make perpetual motion?  I'll take two incomplete perpetual motion devices and use them to power each other!

"But doesn't that just make one big one?"

Yes, and that's why it's called troll science.