He is the most uninteresting man in the world.

He doesn't always do stuff, but when he does, you really wouldn't care anyways.

He drives a beige car. It gets average gas mileage.

If someone made a biography about him, it would be 5 pages long. The covers, about the author, one of those random blank pages, then one actual page of content.

He has two programs installed on his computer, Internet Explorer and Microsoft Word.

The police once questioned him, and ended up locking themselves up.

Every survey he takes ends up with perfect bell curve distribution.

He once made love to a woman, and they both were asleep before it was over.

When he orders a sandwich, the only filling is a third piece of bread.

Everything he cooks tastes like chicken.

He is the most uninteresting man in the world.