Canned Food

Everyone has memories of their mom popping open a can of mushy vegetables or beans to cook up for dinner. Whether these memories are fond or not is usually up for debate. However the fact that anything that comes out of a can is pretty horrible isn't. Before they shove it in there, it has to be made sure that there is absolutely nothing that can make it go bad in there, which means pasteurizing the hell out of it. The end result tastes like shit and has very little nutritional value, if any, left. But hey, who ever said veggies were the only things limited to tiny aluminum prisons.

I honestly can't figure out how I feel about this: is it the greatest achievement of mankind thus far, or is it an abomination of foodstuffs that deserves to be hucked back into the gaping maw of whatever food processing plant it was spewed from?
Nothing will never look as good in real life as it does in the pictures. But at least it looks better than this.
brb, vomiting
The idea of eating my mom's frozen boiled chicken doesn't seem too bad anymore.

I think that amount of cholesterol would do the same amount of damage as punching yourself in the heart repeatedly. I hope it comes with a defibrillator.

2 Response to "Canned Food"

  1. ghostburnz September 26, 2010 at 4:54 AM
    damn that cholesterol is insane!
  2. Angelika November 18, 2010 at 11:23 AM
    Pork Brains are AWESOME! Don't knock it til you try it. Unfortunately, they are very expensive, so they're a rare treat. :-(

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