So you're watching anime, and you see this cute girl. You say to yourself, "Hey, she's pretty cute, I wish I could have someone like that as my wife." Well now you can.

The Waifu is all the rage over at 4chan /a/, with all the neckbeards and other no lifers who are to afraid to go out and chat up a real girl grabbing them up as fast as they can. That way, they can find comfort in their favorite body pillow (printed with the picture of their waifu of course) while they cry themselves to sleep.

Real women = do not want.

With animation studios like KyoAni pooping out series after series of cute-girls-doing-cute-things, there will always be people looking for their waifu, trying to snatch it up before the other fools put their greasy hands on her.  Until they get yelled at by their uber-macho-meat-head dads to stop watching their girl-cartoons, or otherwise get told that they're being stupid.

But what about all of those fatty anime watching girls wearing their "I love Yaoi" shirts?  What about their husbandos?  No, I don't want to go there.  Next thing you know, they're knocking at my door with their fan-fiction, and once they tire themselves out, my wifi acess key.  My Internet is already slow enough, you bovine. 

Next time your curl up to your loved one, make sure that it's the heat from their body and not the heat of your monitor. 

3d/2d  Learn the difference!

This week's "it came from youtube" was a bit hard this week, because about 80% of my Youtube history is minecraft videos.  I should really stop doing that.  But thanks to fellow bloggers, as well as my random friends on Skype, I have been able to dig up some good videos.  I think.

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I am not responsible for any fingerprints on your screen, nor any ocd-related feelings of needing to wash your hands multiple times.

This one is just awesome for the sake of being awesome.

Freaking awesome, Japan.

Fear not, I will be making a video of my own Minecraft map soon, so you can finally see what I've been wasting my time on!

If you just tuned in, you're probably saying something like, "Holy crap, what the shit?! I'm 12 and what is this?" No, this is not a continuation of the April Fools joke.

This is the whole new look of The Troll Cave. I've decided to lighten it up a bit, and make it easier to read and look at. And now it's green to match the Real Troll Face. So far I'm liking it. Though I will probably change the background image to something that looks a little less like it was done in paint (actually, paint.net).

After derping around with the coding for about 2 hours today, as well as much trial and error, I finally got it to look how I like, which taught me something. The Troll Man cannot do HTML. I can, however, do stuff like change pixels around and upload different backgrounds to make it look somewhat original. If there's anyone out there who can actually do stuff like this and wants to help out, feel free to drop me a message!

Hello again fellow Bieber Fans!  You know, when I'm not listening to the smooth lyrics of Mr. Bieber, I'm scaring the shit out of myself with Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Yes, I scream like a girl. Justin Bieber probably does too.
(The blog will return to being the Troll Cave tomorrow, don't worry.)

Like omg harro!!  I'm Bieber Man (>^_^>)  and this it totally the blog about everything Bieber!

I luv Justin Biber like this much <333333#333333!!.  I was like so sad when he cut his hair, I cried for like 3 DAYS strate when he did it I wish I was there to stop him (or at least to pick up the hair after and save it in my shrine lolololol)  But then I told myself vrything would be all right, cause he still looks cool and cute and stuffs ^_________^ and he can still sing and stuff. and it would grow out again, right? 

These jerks on a place called "fourtchan" are all like "lololol justin bieber what a gay f**goth* and I went there and was like "dun make funna him, there's no way any of you jerks could ever sing as good as him ever" and then they called me names like sage and stuff.  I'm never going back there :((((((((((((((.

So anyways like OMGGGGGZZ I have to tell you about this dream where Justin was totally my bf forever,a nd he would sing to me *squeeeee* :DDDDDDDDDD but then my MOM came in and was like "I washed these clothes for you." and I was like omg mommmmmmmmmmmmmm you ruined everything ur ruining my life just leav me alone!!!!

So ya!  JUSTIN BIEBR 4EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA