I think the main difference between a dickhead hipster and a douche is that hipsters don't really mean it, people just get jealous of how awesome and trendy they are. For that reason, I think I'm going to become one for my last semester of college. I am probably going to Humboldt State up here in Cali after all, which is kind of considered a well.. stoner school. I wouldn't want to stick out like a sore thumb.

While I don't wear leggings, and I actually have really crappy vision, as well as the fact that I do for the most part listen to mainstream music, I think I could pull it off. I mean, I already have a blog and I'm pretty much a nerd for most intents and purposes. All I have to do is go to the local thrift store and let my hair grow out. I guess I could also work on my part French part Brit accent.

Just to round off this post, here's a weird piece of video from Japan.

Pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero pero.

That is all.

I'm always browsing /w/ and /wg/ on the lookout for shiny stuff that I can use to plaster on my screens, and there's rarely a shortage.

Nice and big for big resolution.  Some of them are big enough they might even work for dual screens.

I was going through registering for my classes next semester, and I though about how they need to make a school for people like me- internet college. 

Sure, learning stuff like I.T. may help in real life applications, but who teaches the ignorant masses how to stay away from viruses, how to keep from feeding trolls, or even how to troll for themselves?  Ladies and Mentlegen, I bring you Troll University.

One of the most important classes would be troll science. Once our resident engineers gain enough experience, we could power the entire school, or even the entire world.  Of course, there would have to be chapter on Fucking magnets and how they work, as well as the difference between miracles and magic.

One class that I saw in the catalog here could actually be taught at T.U.- Native Plant Identification.  Why?  Because it's important shit!

Grass is native right?

I've totally got the faculty worked out too.  Music would be taught by Hipster Kitty, however I think the students would get some biased opinions.  The Courage and Insanity wolfs would probably be awesome P.E. coaches.  Try to slack off now- especially you fatty, go run another lap.  In order to counter this, you could probably have advice dog as a counselor...

Except for college.  You have to pay to fail here.

Just to round it out, Joseph Ducreux can teach English.

Okay listen up you wanna-be channers, today is motivation day.  As in, I had to motivate myself into writing this post even though I feel like shit, so I'm gonna motivate you guys too with a little /fit/ and /s/.

/fit/ stands for, you guessed it, Health and Fitness.  I know you fat-asses out there know noting of either, but 4chan is here to possibly help you out.  While half of the people here are people looking for advice (on the internet, no less), on the other side of the spectrum there are slightly less chunky people who give out bad or biased information.

We will turn you from this...

...to this.

Yes, you're going to turned into a freaking dog.  Or you will be stuck doing sit-ups for the rest of eternity, fatty.

Nothing motivates better than boobs.  It's a fact.  For that reason, /s/, or "Sexy Beautiful Women," is the perfect board to cure things such laziness, erectile dysfunction, cancer, and aids (but may actually increase the chance of herpes).  Unfortunately, in order to keep this blog out of the nsfw zone, I can't post just any regular picture.  However, one caught my eye, which is kind of relevant to the board itself. 
Yes, Emma Watson.  Everyone called me a freak when I said "she's gonna be hot one day."  Now look at her (pre- unfortunate haircut). Who's the creepy pervert now? Oh ya, that's still probably me. ..

Well my head is currently spinning, and I feel like I'm going to pass out, but if the motivation worked for you, at least I did something.  Now go out there and do some push ups over your favorite playboy.

I tend to classify myself as a “normal person” for the most part. Whether this is true or not is debatable, but telling myself so helps keep my sanity. From other people's points of view, I guess I could be considered weird- not everybody watches anime, plays video games, or sits on the internet for gross amount of hours at a time. Even less people actually write a blog about it...

Telling people about my blog is potentially dangerous. Generally the safest thing to say when they ask about 'The Troll Cave' is that it's about “Internet Culture.” But if they ask for a link, it's kind of inevitable that they will know my deep secret; I'm a nerd (deal with it).

On the internet, you can really get away with anything and not care about what people think. Nobody cares that you're a nerd, because most likely, they are too. Anyone can go off spouting profanity and trolling everywhere, because as long as they don't know where you live, they will never be able to find you and do the horrible things to your mother as they promised. However, if I go around in real life saying stuff like “Ya, well fuck you!” I would probably end up getting some funny looks, or end up in a dumpster dead somewhere.

I tend to stay away from Facebook for various reasons. Sure those “cool people” from high school probably could care less about me, especially now, but if they unfriended me for posting weird shit, how would I go about stalking them and viewing their pictures? That's the only reason I allowed them to add me in the first place. (For anyone who actually is my friend on FB, I'm not a creeper, I swear.)

My Japanese class is kind of a safe haven; just because the fact that it is a Japanese class at a community college. Everyone has some nerd genes in them, or else they wouldn't be taking it. Seriously, you wouldn't need to learn Japanese if you didn't watch at least some anime or read manga. It's just to how deep these genes run- sometimes it can be surprising. 

I guess it could be worse. Normal people could recognize me for who I actually am. Until someone actually get to know me and gets inside my head (like the government does) I will still seem approachable. But that's why I keep most people at an arm's reach, especially when Facebook is involved.