So every once in a while, I have to leave the cave and get myself some food. Being a poor college student though, I don't always have a lot of stuff at my disposal, but I get by.  Believe me, it takes a lot of creativity to make something out of nothing.

Allez Cuisine!

But before that, a quick story.

So here I was cooking Top Ramen like a mother fucker- I was all boilin' the water and shit (one time I forgot to add water, that was pretty bad) then I opened up the package and behold! I had found not only one flavor packet, but two. Oh happy day! However as I was about to put the block of noodles into the water, I had a horrible realization. Some poor person somewhere was without a flavor packet for their ramen. I had cursed somebody to the fate of having bland noodles! Then I added both of them to the water, and enjoyed the extra-deliciousness and saltyness; and not a single fuck was given that day.

As for making other things, you can't depend on stuff like this to work for you.

fork you

 This is what real men make:
And if all else fails, lurk /ck/ until you find something that requires the least amount of work.  Or you could go here for real recepies.