What are you doing people?  Why are you reading this blog?  You are at work.  You should be doing work.  Your boss will catch you!

Maybe after you get off work you can go outside.  Outside is cool.  Especially at night, when you can look at the moon...
Forget it.  But you still could be doing other stuff besides looking at this blog.  You could be looking at porn instead!  Come on!
And it's all gone...  You know what, just go back to reading this blog. See if I care.

Since it's the day after Thanksgiving, aka Black Friday, I though I'd go along with it.  Tonight for you, I have /g/ and /ck/- I'll explain why these are related.

/g/ stands for Technology.  Black Friday is all about driving around in traffic then pushing through hordes of people to try to get the best deals possible.  I decided to not go out today, but if I did, I would be to Best Buy to ogle the great deals (but not be able to buy any).  Instead, I looked up /g/ to see what deals there were out there.  No deals really caught my eye, but I though this was cool.

Wall computer is watching you fap.

I guess you don't need to worry about ventilation if your system is open air.  The rest of /g/ is people trying to figure out how to build computers or unbreak their old ones.

/ck/ stands for Food & Cooking.  Contrary to popular belief, it does not stand for "cock."  Since the day before Black Friday always is Thanksgiving (unless you're Canadian, eh) people always have ton of leftovers that don't look anywhere as close to as good as they did they day before.  On top of that, your relatives are probably also gone and you won't have anyone to help you dispose of your dry turkey.  But fear not!  /ck/ is there to help you create something out of your pile of food.  Or laugh at you for asking why your mashed potatoes were lumpy.  But of corse this is just for the holidays.  If you want to read more about /ck/, I wrote a longer post about it a while back.

Any anime that has a classroom setting probably has this. What is it? You probably wouldn't notice it unless someone brought it up. Let's take a look at some pictures, then find out what they all have in common.

Seitokai Yakuindomo

A Certain Magical Index

Heroman

Code Geass

Kimi ni Todoke

Yes, the main characters are all sitting in the exact same spot.  Some other anime characters that share this spot would include Light in Death Note, Rei in Evangelion, Kyon and Haruhi in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumya... well you get the point. 

The significance of this spot?  Well in Death Note, Light is able to notice the book outside the window from that position.  But other than that, I don't know if there is a specific reason.  I think they're there so they can have plot defining monologues, or just to look out the window dreamily while the narrator reiterates said plot.  Or maybe it's just so they can eat and sleep unnoticed by the teacher.

Before I get into tonight videos, I'd like to tell you a story. Tonight, I mad the most amazing chili dogs ever and they were delicious. That is all. But on a similar note, here's a giant corn dog of doom.

I'm surprised myself that I've never seen this on /ck/ anywhere. It already meets their standards by having both bacon and a deep fried component.

And if a Girl eating a giant corndog isn't enough, here's one of a guy blowing up a massive balloon that looks like a boob.

Did I mention it takes 10 minutes for him to get it most of the way filled up? Feel free to skip through the majority of him huffing and puffing like a smoker with asthma, to get right to the good part of him mounting and humping it. Oh Boy!

Just to clear things up, this isn't actually a prequel, but I just figured since it's the fourth installment that I would make it one, kind of like star wars...

You know, the Capcha is to make sure that you're a human or not. After some of these, I'm beginning to doubt my own humanity...

Equathon: it's like an equation, but in 17 parts.  Did I mention I hate math?

Just because I hate it doesn't mean I don't recognize made up numbers.  How many thousands go into a betzely again?

Haha, if you tried to type in a B, you would be wrong!  It's actually an eszett.

It's like the American Flag!  I think I'll try 'merca'.

Fear not, I can save us!

Via XKCD

That will show you, encoder.  And just for the lulz:

Do trolls even drink wine?  I don't...