Venus Rhymes with...

As the proverb goes "Girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider, Boys go to college to get more knowledge."  Well luckily for me, most girls actually went to college, and like most some boys, they have matured.  And grown boobs.  And now they tend to hang out in my room.

It sounds a lot better than it actually is.  Girls are distracting, and not just with boobs flashing everywhere.  Case in point why I'm on the internet instead of reading the libraries upon libraries of pages I'm assigned.

Believe me, if I caught even a glace of a boob once in a while (or a lesbian make out scene, or random skinny dipping, or impromptu orgy) I wouldn't be on the internet even half as much.  But the girls decided that I was posting about my asian roommate too much and not fawning over them. 

I was asked to include my feelings about lesbian urges and sad feelings for them, but I think everyone knows about my urges to make sweet love to women, and then cry about it after, like I had just guiltily eaten a big pint of chocolate ice cream by myself (which I actually just did, with the help of one of them- indirect kissing ftw.)

Men may be from Mars, and Women may be from Venus, but when it all comes down to it, we all have to come down to Earth sometime and meet up, whether it be in the form of stalking, raping, casual one night stands, or the very rare "relationships."  After all that, as men, there are always going to be women watching from behind your back, making sure that your blog posts are not slandering them (even though it is.)

(Save me.)

3 Response to "Venus Rhymes with..."

  1. Maxwell September 13, 2011 at 10:51 PM
    Here's what I've learned... be a dick.

    Be a complete dickhead asshole, and these stupid college sluts will do everything for your approval, and you'll be swimming in more pussy than you know what to do with.

    You're welcome.
  2. Zombie September 14, 2011 at 6:59 AM
    bitches just dont understand the importance of science...
  3. Anonymous September 15, 2011 at 11:45 AM
    This post would not have been complete without Zombie's comment.

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