Wooo Yeah, tonight on "It came from Youtube," we're gonna pump some iron. I've got weight training tomorrow, so get ready to work up a sweat. Now shall we get things... shaking?

Ah the shake weight. This product has been successful in creating a long list of possible gags, what else could someone do with it? Enter creepy beard guy, complete with short shorts, working his uh... stuff in various locations around a gym, some R. Kelley wanna-be playing in the background. Add in plenty of double entendres (if the gyration wasn't good enough by itself) as well as some interesting camera angles, and you've got something like this. Who the hell lets someone bring a camera into a gym bathroom and changing room anyways?

What? The Troll Cave isn't wholesome for the whole family you say? You were fine with pedophilia, but you won't stand for a video with homosexual undertones? I guess I need to add in something about midgets (sorry, sorry, I meant short people, gosh) or something like TLC does to be fair to everyone.

What's next, you want me to teach your kids shit, then repeat it 5 times because they are hearing impaired and couldn't get it the first time? Whatever happened to the little Mexican girl? Deported you say? Too bad...

Sometimes I think a keyboard was purposely laid out so I can make horrible, context ruining typos. Even when I'm not typing with my face, I can still change something like:
     "I'm gonna give it a shot."
into:
     "I'm gonna give it a shit."
I mean really, who puts the O and I right next to each other, not to mention that the O is also right under the nearly identical 0.  If you've ever had to put in some product code with both of them, (as well as 1's and l's and I's), you know it's probably easier carving a bar-code into the side of your arm than trying to distinguish them and enter them in one by one. 

Fuck you too, passwords. Via

Sometimes I wish the keyboardwas in alphabetical order, so I could use this joke:

My penis is so big, if you laid it out on a keyboard, it would go all the way from A to Z.

(If you can't understand why it doesn't work now, just look down.)

There is actually another type of keyboard out there, which many people are unaware of; the Dvorak.  I already hunt and peck though (quickly, mind you) so I'm pretty sure it would just destroy any progress I've made towards not having to look at my hands.  In the words of a Dvorak Keyboard, ufhw ledf wkjlewi djfna;o ,qwel.  I'm gonna get this instead.

Via

I don't think it will let me program my own key setting though...

Oh Youtube, you so crazy. Crazy annoying.

I actually tallied up all of my videos, and I have 13 videos which fall under the "content id matched category," over a quarter. Of those, 2 of those have been blocked worldwide (plus one I took down), a couple blocked in some countries, and three of them like this:

 How about just list the countries where it isn't blocked next time?

This week, prepare for 4chan Friday- in the THIRD~~~~DIMENSION~~~~~~.

Ok just kidding, there would be no way for me to do that.  But I did go see the Green Hornet in 3D earlier tonight, and the whole 3D thing kind of annoys me.  It seems like it's the new thing now especially in movies, which is brings me to the first board, Television & Film, or /tv/

I personally dislike 3D, it makes my eyes hurt and gives me a headache.  Then when you put the glasses on, it seems like everything is flying at you. My typical response to 3D is something like this:

Oh wow I feel like I can reach out and touch it, WHOA it tried to attack my face make it stop make it stop *bleh*.

Kind of like this.

I nearly shit myself during Avatar when I thought a fucking piece of burning ash fell on my lap.

Hell I don't even really go to watch movies.  I only went to the one tonight because my friend works at the theater and he got us in for free.  I'm pretty sure the last movie I saw was a porno.  What I really like is pictures.  Big, pretty pictures.

That's what /hr/ is for.  HR kind of sounds like some law firm to me, but it actually means High Resolution.  I was even lucky enough to stumble upon a Victoria's Secret thread.  Oh internet, you're so good to me.  Except when you airbrush out all the good stuff.  I'm pretty sure they even hid the chick's bellybutton.
What the hell, is that like plaster or something?  With high resolution, you can see everything like this.  I especially like goosebumps.

I’m pretty sure I have ADD. I think. Ooh Shiny.

At least my writing is kind of. In my posts I feel like I jump around sometimes, ending on a totally different note than when I started. I blame the internet.

If I had kb of download speed for every time I ended up on a different page than the one I wanted to go to, I would just be able to download the internet itself and save myself the trouble. Going through and looking for a video on youtube or page on Wikipedia usually stops halfway, as I get distracted and go to look at something else that suddenly seems a thousand times more interesting than what I had originally went out to look for. It's even worse if whatever I was searching for happens to be something important like say, homework.

Also in my ADD category is music.  Shuffle is both my friend and my worst enemy.  Usually once I've heard the chorus of the song I like, the next button seems more and more enticing.  Then I move onto the next song which is usually sounds bad compared to what I was listening to.  Twenty songs later I hit something like Tool which has no regular chorus, and I am able to listen to a song all the way through...