If you go to college like me, or just tend to walk around areas with a lot of people, chances are that you're going to meet up with a douchebag. And when you do, you know it instantly.

However, not every douchebag is on the same level of douchiness. With some things you can immediately tag someone as a douche, while other things may just be annoying. Some will effect your douche rating greatly, while other do not.


1 Point:

• Unshavenness. If you have stubble, but with no plans to let it grow out, you're just being lazy, but not very douchy. On the other hand, if you want to grow it into a goatee or a soul patch, then you might want to keep reading...

• Energy Drinks. Just because you're drinking a Rockstar, doesn't mean you are one. But hey, some people like the taste. Plus there's all the "energy" to help you do work, such as browsing Myspace.

Rev up the douchemobile.

 2 Points:

• Sports Apparel. You're wearing your high school football jacket? And when did you graduate? Three years ago you say? Well I guess changing into that polo shirt so you can pop your collar isn't any better...

• Other Douchwear. Really, can you see anything out of those glasses? You know it's dark outside right? And no, nobody wants to call you, so put away the bluetooth headset. 

 3 Points:

• Spray on tan. I don't know what planet you're from, but here on Earth you turn brown after sitting outside. Maybe if you spent less time spiking your hair maybe you could go outside and try to tan the real way. 
• Acting Like a Douche.  "Sup guys, you wanna get some beers?  You're not 21?  What are you, chicken?  Don't be a little bitch."

'sup

 So what rank are you?

• 0-3 Points- Not very douchy, you're a decent person.
• 4-7 Points- You look like a fool, but you still have friends.
• 8-10 Points- Pretty Douchy.  Nobody wants to hang out with you.
• 11-12 Points- Congratulations, you can now legally change your name to Chad.  Chad as in "Oh shit guys, it's Chad. I think he's distracted, he must be talking to some bimbo on his bluetooth. Is he looking at us? I can't tell, those lenses are mirrored. Let's leave before he sees us!" 

Has there ever been that one character that you saw, then thought to yourself, "that guy's a bad-ass"? No matter what situation he gets in, what enemies he faces, or what happens to their friends or their selves, they continues to fight on. This is their tribute.

Alucard (アーカード)
Anime: Hellsing

Alucard is the ultimate vampire. Unlike the other wanna-be vampires, he is pure bred; not born from a lowly human turned blood-sucker.

While he works for humans, he is no slave. His power is absolute, overwhelming, much more than any human could handle. His immense vampire strength allows him to wield a gun that would knock any regular person to the ground if he or she tried to fire it. On top of that, his senses allow him to see his target from far away, without even a sight.

What, you think Alucard relies on human creations only to do his killing? He can kill using any number of his vampire abilities. And while he's not killing you in some demented, showy way he can use those abilities to heal himself, such as regenerating from a pool of blood after his head has just been cut off.

I don't, thank god. But I love listening to music that makes me feel like I do. Yup, I'm talking about techno music.

To be fair, B-Complex and Mt. Eden are actually classified as "Drum and Beat." Most people would just call anything with an electronic feel as "techno," but that is because they are UNEDUCATED SIMPLETONS. If you think about the term, drum and beat, though, it makes sense. It basically includes a drum line, with lots of bass drum, as well as a various beats repeating at different times to make a melody.

The second song is an entire compilation, about an hour long, but it is awesome. Deadmau5 is something I've recently discovered, but I love already. Playlist.com doesn't have a big selection of either B-Complex or Deadmau5 though, so you can check them out on Youtube.

The last song was just an awesome remix I found while putting together this playlist, and I though I would share it with you.

I seriously can not stop listening to this. Believe me, try to keep yourself from moving any part of your body to the music by the end of the song.

At first, when I watched this, I though “wow this just wasted 4 minutes of my life.” Then I watched it again, and thought, no, that was totally worth it. Also, Gordonsquest.

This would be me, circa 5:00 a.m. Despite drinking a Bawls around 11 earlier that night, my body could no longer hold out after the night of Rockband and Watching funny videos on Youtube. But what a party it was, (for your information, a party with my real life friends, Mr. Troll who commented on a very old post which no one will probably see.)

Moral of the story? Always stock up on plenty caffeine.