The comment section on any site is like a big bulletin board on the internet. A bulletin with trolls, illiterate people, and random advertisements. Sometimes there's even a legit comment thrown in there. But most of it just makes you want to find the person who posted it, go to their house, and sodomize them with a shovel (insert visual here). This has been reiterated to death, but there really needs to be a way punch someone through the internet.

Some places have worse comments than other though.  I have to leave 4chan out though being that it is basically all comments, most of them being trolls.  Out there somewhere, there are some places that I really hope are actually trying to leave completely horrible comments on purpose.
I Can Haz Cheeseburger holds the title of most incomprehensible.  Half of the time I have to sit and try to figure out what the picture says, but reading the comments just makes my brain hurt.  It's like they took a hearing impaired monkey and told it to write out human speech phonetically.  The complete lack of anything that resembles English or grammatical rules just stumps me.  You know, I bet if cats could talk their syntax would be just fine.

Youtube comments usually revolve around putting down others tastes in music, sense of humor, making judgments on people's sexuality, and making excuses for why people hit the dislike button.  These comments usually involve something such as just plain missing the button, Justin Bieber fans plotting world destruction, or just being too enthralled by whatever the video is that they accidentally hit "dislike."  These comments are some of the shovel-sodomizing ones, but every once in a while you get something creative.

*makes witty comment about why people disliked this video in hopes of thumbs up*

I can't understand why people would go to a video that they don't like to make a comment about why they think it sucks. Maybe one day there will be some sort of way to keep people from posting retarded comments.

Hello folks, time for another 4chan Friday!

Too bad, 'cause you're getting it

Tonight we have /v/ and /p/ in store for us.

/v/ stands for "The Vidya," or video games. Don't ask me why. Every otaku has his needs. Some have anime, while others have video games- they're equally as bad.
Why would you need that many dreamcasts?  Or even one for that matter.  An don't say it's to play Seamen.  I know it makes an awesome joke, but it really isn't a good game.

/p/ Stands for photography.  I like photography.  Sunsets, rain forests, rivers, nude women, you know.  With any image board, having a photography forum is a must.  And for every photography forum, someone must sneak in a picture of their penis.

I bet you looked for a penis in this picture, you suck f**k

Other times it's actually impressive and good looking scenes, like the one above.

I've been playing with Rainmeter on my computer, and so lately I've also been changing up my wallpapers to go along with it. Here's some of my favorites I've been using so far.

I realized that I have a disproportionate amount of anime wallpapers.  I will post my Rainmeter setup when I'm done playing with it.

The survival show fad makes me wonder, why even demonstrate some of this shit. Some of the things he does seem kind of extreme and random- most people wouldn't even come close to being anywhere where he goes. He goes on to describe how to avoid some danger, then leaps into whatever deadly crevice or pool of quicksand to demonstrate how to get out in the rare case you are brain dead and do actually fall in. Also, who names their kid 'Bear?'

This Ted Guy is lucky with his non-crispy bacon, if Bear were stranded out in the wild, he would most likely be left with some massive rain forest grub, or end up drinking his own piss- you know, just in case.


A movie called Troll? Why have I never been informed of this? I've been totally missing out on great movie lines such as this. Also, that guy has a fly on his forehead at 13 seconds. Just in case you didn't notice.

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You know if you're on Wikipedia actually looking for information, that the project B.S. anyways.  Teachers always tell you not to go on Wikipedia for research, but they just don't want you to know where they get their information for their lesson plans.  But if you are prone to clicking on every little thing, trying to discover the secrets of the world, Wikipedia may be a tad bit distracting.