Woody from Toy Story is fucking creepy. Ignore the fact that his name is the slang word for an erection. I mean his whole reason for existing is to be played with by a child. What's worse is the real life version they made of him just seems so... creepy.

Those long fingers, that pointed mouth, those eyes!  Those eyes just seems like they're staring into your soul, or at the very least imagining weird shit to do...

Konata, watch out!

The worst part?  The fact that they made his 'parts' interchangeable with other figures, coming up with some incredibly scary combinations.  No, I don't want to be your favorite deputy!