From the beginning of time, man has tried its best to try to conquer the loins of the female as his own. This may prove to be hard at the very least, but it becomes even harder once they have already been conquered by another man. However, all it not lost.

Seems simple enough, eh? Barring of course the fact that it all might backfire and you might fail completely and/or get arrested.


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You ever watch TV where people are watching something on TV? Most of the stuff is just some made up show to take up a few seconds of screen time, but sometimes it's an actual show or commercial that you recognize. It's like you're getting extra bang for your cable bill buck- TV within TV.  How deep do we get to go before they start charging us extra? Crap, I told myself I wouldn't make any Inception jokes, or I wouldn't be able to stop.  I think.