Before I get into tonight videos, I'd like to tell you a story. Tonight, I mad the most amazing chili dogs ever and they were delicious. That is all. But on a similar note, here's a giant corn dog of doom.

I'm surprised myself that I've never seen this on /ck/ anywhere. It already meets their standards by having both bacon and a deep fried component.

And if a Girl eating a giant corndog isn't enough, here's one of a guy blowing up a massive balloon that looks like a boob.

Did I mention it takes 10 minutes for him to get it most of the way filled up? Feel free to skip through the majority of him huffing and puffing like a smoker with asthma, to get right to the good part of him mounting and humping it. Oh Boy!