The survival show fad makes me wonder, why even demonstrate some of this shit. Some of the things he does seem kind of extreme and random- most people wouldn't even come close to being anywhere where he goes. He goes on to describe how to avoid some danger, then leaps into whatever deadly crevice or pool of quicksand to demonstrate how to get out in the rare case you are brain dead and do actually fall in. Also, who names their kid 'Bear?'

This Ted Guy is lucky with his non-crispy bacon, if Bear were stranded out in the wild, he would most likely be left with some massive rain forest grub, or end up drinking his own piss- you know, just in case.


A movie called Troll? Why have I never been informed of this? I've been totally missing out on great movie lines such as this. Also, that guy has a fly on his forehead at 13 seconds. Just in case you didn't notice.