Halloween is almost here, and that means a lot of things.  Okay so I'm in college and I had to give up trick or treating a while ago, but that doesn't mean I can't stay home and have fun.  Handing out candy to little kids, scaring them, then the stealing back said candy.  I wonder if parents would get mad at me if I dressed up as pedobear...

The Real Pedobar (via)

Giving out free candy is the spirit of Halloween.  Now if you will just come into my house for a bit...

Hold on guys,this isn't what you think it is!  She told me she was, eighteen.  Seriously, I didn't know she was five!