Fanime Con 2011!

Posted by Sean Clark Tuesday, May 31, 2011 1:51 AM 5 Instigations
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Well while Erika was doing dirty things with the Troll Cave (thanks, by the way!) I was down at an Anime convention. I know, I’m so cool. Well, I'm back and my brain pretty much functions on on only anime now.

The trip started out with me and a friend on a 5 hour car trip down to San Jose California. It was made slightly worse by blasting Anime Music, and playing tricks on each other while driving.

"Wake up, we're almost to the border. San Jose is in Mexico, right?"


After many hours of “Uhwa uwaha” we made it to our hotel. However, there would be no rest for us- we had to go to the convention. After about an hour, we finally made it to the convention center (I say finally because we could have gotten there a lot faster it it weren’t for bad directions and getting the even worse idea to follow some idiots around.) However, as we reached the outside, I gazed upon the crowds, and was only able to say one thing: “I am home.”

More after the jump:

Erika's Guide to the Internet

Posted by Erika Sunday, May 29, 2011 11:30 AM 5 Instigations
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Sup faggots.

My name is Erika. You may know me from BRB - Going Insane ~ the blog that brings you such delightful readings as Necrophilia, Cannibalism and, last but not least, Animals Doing It.

So basically, I hacked into Punk1119's Blogger account [lol] while he's away at his faggy convention or whatever.

He really shouldn't have set his password to
"password"
-_-

So The Troll Man told me that you guys suck and he hates you all and that you all need to l2interwebz. To which I nodded in total concurrence (my followers suck too).... until. What was that?? Your followers don't know how to internet?? 0_0 

I came as soon as I heard! And I come bearing a glorious gift. The gift.... of wisdom.

Unfortunately, being the dumb whore that I am, I have no wisdom to contribute.

So today, I'm gunna be telling you n00bz about....
ZEE INTERWEBZZZZ
According to me anyways.
So most likely it's gunna be a steaming pile of shit. 


And without further ado....
I present to you....

Erika's Guide
to
Winning the Internet



Step #1
Never be yourself. They say that in life, you should always be yourself. This is a load of bollocks. You should never be yourself. Cus nobody likes you. And why be yourself if you can be someone better??

 This is me.

Step #2
Decide on your Battleground. Whether it's a particular forum, IRC channel, imageboard, website, blahblahblah. WTF-ever. The protip is to lurk. Can't have you going into battle unprepared now, can we. Start small or you might get butthurt. Each battleground has its own rules of battle to comply to. Learn them well, my little grasshoppers.

My IRC channel looks like this.
Except I am the Emperor
so shitheads know to 
suck my cock or face my wrath.

Step #3
Choose your weapons. Be fucking imaginative. Only you know your own skills, so bring them to the fucking battle. Also, different weapons work on different people. So don't try to outwit somebody who's blatantly more intelligent than you. Look for people's weaknesses. The three best weapons to have imo are intelligence, anonymity, and most importantly, apathy.

-What's that? You doxxed me?-
The moment that you come across to your opponent as butthurt, you lose.
Even if you are crying your faggy little emo eyes out
FFS DON'T TELL THEM!!!


So yeah. That's my guide to winning the internet. There's a lot more to it, but I don't think you're quite ready just yet. Maybe Troll Man will share with you the more advanced battle guide. In time. When he too feels that you are ready.

So fly, my pretties, fly!!

Rape and torture
whomever
dares get in your way!!

Kill it with fire!!

Lots of Stuff

Posted by Sean Clark Thursday, May 26, 2011 6:07 PM 8 Instigations
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I interrupt my well structured and closely followed posting schedule to give everyone great news!  I am now a proud daddy!

Ok just kidding.  But in addition to this being the 300th post that I have done, tomorrow is the first year anniversary of The Troll Cave!

Woooo! Look at him dance!  Look at him!
Sadly, tomorrow I will be on a 5 hour car ride down to an anime convention, so I cannot celebrate with everyone.  That doesn't mean that I don't love you thought.

I started this blog just on a whim, then I realized that I had a knack for blogging and making people laugh.  And now it's a full time hobby (not really a job, seeing as I don't make any money off of it.)  I've met a lot of great people and read a lot of great blogs out there.  I would mention names, but then all you other guys would be like "waaaahh Troll man didn't mention me."  Vultures, the lot of you.  But really, I love you guys, in the least gay way possible.

I will be back bright and early on Monday to post my pics of me dressed up as an anime character, random other people dressed up as anime characters, half naked cat women, as well as tons of other junk!  There may even be a secret guest poster to fill in for me this weekend!  Stay tuned, and stay beautiful, and last but not least, keep on trolling (except for while you're here.)

It Came from Youtube

Posted by Sean Clark Tuesday, May 24, 2011 2:37 AM 2 Instigations
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I just came back from a movie and now I have to watch even more stuff, like YouTube videos. It never ends, does it? Here's a product of Japan that I know you all will love (no, it's not like last week's box that closes it itself).

(Skip to 3:05 for the best part.)
I think a cumshot is a little past second base though... freaking second base man...

This second one, however, is something even better than humping various sports equipment.
























Hah, I bet you guys tried to click on it. Suckers.  I was actually too lazy to find a second video because all of my history was filled with Minecraft videos and how to make my hair look like an anime character's.  But I got to pull this out.

Finals

Posted by Sean Clark Monday, May 23, 2011 3:05 AM 2 Instigations
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So it seems that I've yet again stayed up until 3 in the morning playing Minecraft.  However, all is well, because I have finals in the morning!  Oh wait...

Actually my finals consist of waking up at noon, going to the store to buy sugary crap, then going to a party because my teacher gave us the test last week. 

But since I do have a real final for my Environmental Science on Wednesday, I figured I would go do some studying. (JK, refer to above picture).  Environmental science is fun as long as I don't have to be a part of it.  If someone poisons the water table in a forest, and no one is around to make a law against it, will the children of the next generation still have birth defects?  You bet they will, those little 3 nostriled-freaks.  But if people really want it bad enough, they will keep the amounts of pollution below Earth threatening levels. (On a semi-related note, my car passed smog!  Yay!)

But you know what's worse than terrible respiratory diseases?  Having to read the book which tells you what you can do to prevent them (and other boring stuff.).  Which is why common sense and guessing work so well.  Those bubbles don't get filled in with right answers by themselves...

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